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Memes para Economistas, financieros y contables

Memes para economistas, financieros y contables… o contadores.

Para reírse de la economía, de los mercados, de los balances y por qué no, de uno mismo (que siempre me ha parecido un indicio claro de inteligencia, espero que te lo tomes con sentido del humor en caso de que seas economista, contable o financiero), aquí te dejo una serie de memes relacionados con la economía, las finanzas y la contabilidad:

memes sobre economía

El Brexit ha sido uno de los temas estrella este a√Īo. Algunos dicen que 2016 ha sido el a√Īo en que el mundo anglosaj√≥n se ha vuelto loco. En fin, como se suele decir, el tiempo dar√° o quitar√° razones.

meme economía
in: dentro out: fuera
memes dobre economía finanzas contabilidad
citas frases célebres memes economía
memes economía usa eeuu

Los memes del chino telible se han hecho célebres. Aquí va otra variante, en este caso sobre el paradójico sistema económico chino.

meme chino telible

El gran dilema de siempre: ¬Ņdebe intervenir el Estado para asegurar coberturas y servicios a sus ciudadanos o debe dejarse que el mercado se encargue de proveer? Una ardua batalla que se viene fraguando desde incluso antes de Hayek y Keynes.

Hayek contra Keynes, la pelea del siglo (con subt√≠tulos en espa√Īol)

memes de finanzas economía contabilidad meme
meme sobre los mercados memes finanzas economía contabilidad

Divertida parodia de el lobo de Wall Street.

meme crisis financiera
Traducci√≥n: “Esta vez es diferente Las m√°s peligrosas palabras en inversi√≥n son”.
humor para economistas financieros y contables
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meme economista


Una frase de Alfred Marshall refiri√©ndose a sutilidades ling√ľ√≠sticas no pod√≠a faltar en este blog.

memes quotes Alfred Marshall
En su uso com√ļn, casi cada palabra tiene muchas sombras de significado, por lo que debe ser interpretada por su contexto.

√Čste est√° en portugu√©s pero se entiende…

memes de economía economistas
memes sobre economía
memes financieros
meme Lenin economía economistas
memes economía
meme fusiones y adquisiciones finanzas financieros
Traducción: Fusiones y Adquisiciones. Sociedades practicando sexo

Si no habéis visto Pulp Fiction pierde bastante gracia, pero para aquellos economistas, financieros o contables / contadores fans de Tarantino, ahí va el siguiente meme.

memes de economía finanzas
Di EBITDA otra vez
memes de economía finanzas contabiilidad

La economía explicada con vacas (haz clic en la vaca)


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Traducción financiera

Otros enlaces divertidos

En espa√Īol:

Humor para contables / contadores: el IVA

En inglés:

Memes for Economists, financiers and accountants (English)

Funny videos about economics and accounting (English)

Memes for translators and linguists


Finance and Economics Memes

Finance and Economics Memes and jokes


Finance quotes:

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Herbert Hoover

A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it. William Feather

Memes for economists, financiers and accountants

Finance jokes:

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.”

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal”?

Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”

A mathematician, a theoretical economist, and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn’t really exist) in a closed room with the lights off. The mathematician gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital. The theoretical economist is unable to catch the black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room, but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy. The econometrician walks securely into the darkened room, spends one hour looking for the black cat that doesn’t exits and shouts from inside the room that he has caught it by the neck.”

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. J. Paul Getty

economics memes
memes for economists, financiers and accountants

The people who know personal finance hide the money very carefully. James Altucher

Memes and jokes about economy, finance and accountancy


SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to decide who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors kill you and take the cows.

Financial Translation: Online Course:

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

———- = Power

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have

——— = Knowledge

Solving for Money, we get:

———– = Money

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more money you Make.

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Heard at the Wharton School.

Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock.” The shepherd thinks it over; it’s a big flock so he takes the bet. “973,” says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says “OK, I’m a man of my word, take an animal.” Man picks one up and begins to walk away.

“Wait,” cries the shepherd, “Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation.” Man says sure. “You are an economist for a government think tank,” says the shepherd. “Amazing!” responds the man, “You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?”

“Well,” says the shepherd, “put down my dog and I will tell you.”

Three guys decide to play a round of golf: a priest, a psychologist, and an economist.

They get behind a *very* slow two-some, who, despite a caddy, are taking all day to line up their shots and four-putting every green, and so on. By the 8th hole, the three men are complaining loudly about the slow play ahead and swearing a blue streak, and so on. The priest says, “Holy Mary, I pray that they should take some lessons before they play again.” The psychologist says, “I swear there are people that like to play golf slowly.” The economist says, “I really didn’t expect to spend this much time playing a round of golf.”

By the 9th hole, they have had it with slow play, so the psychologist goes to the caddy and demands that they be allowed to play through. The caddy says O.K., but then explains that the two golfers are blind, that both are retired firemen who lost their eyesight saving people in a fire, and that explains their slow play, and would they please not swear and complain so loud.

The priest is mortified; he says, “Here I am a man of the cloth and I’ve been swearing at the slow play of two blind men.” The psychologist is also mortified; he says, “Here I am a man trained to help others with their problems and I’ve been complaining about the slow play of two blind men.”

The economist ponders the situation-finally he goes back to the caddy and says, “Listen, the next time could they play at night.

A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, “Lets smash the can open with a rock.” The chemist says, “Let‚Äôs build a fire and heat the can first.” The economist says, “Lets assume that we have a can-opener…”

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All the economic systems explained with cows (click on the cow)


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