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Funny puns

What is a pun?

Puns, also called play on words or paronomasia, are a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun in Spanish: Juego de palabras Pun in French: Jeu de mots

Funny puns 🙂

  • I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
  • The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  • What did the intransitive verb say when told it was pretty? Nothing. Intransitive verbs can’t take a complement. (>compliment)

linguistics puns

  • What kind of baby do two birds who speak different languages have? > A pidgin

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  • Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it’s too cheesy.

ENglish puns

  • Do you want to hear about the pencil? Nah, its pointless.
  • Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

  • I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
  • Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

English puns

  • What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom? Russian. What are you while in the bathroom? European. Then you are Finnish.

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  • Whiteboards are remarkable.
  • What are you when you are on top of a car? > Winded.
  • I am so poor I can’t even pay attention.

juegos de palabras en inglés

  • What are you when you feel like a bicycle? > Too tired.
  • I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.

  • Wanna hear a league pun? Cause I got a Zilean of them.

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  • “I may be gneiss, but don’t take me for granite.” (geology)

juegos de palabras en inglés

  • What does a house wear? A dress.

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  • Where does Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies. (sleevies = armies and sleeve)

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  • Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

  • My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

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puns sea mine

  • I relish the fact that you mustard the energy to ketchup to me.

  • Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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  • Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take things litterally.

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  • Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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  • Why didn’t Timmy buy a Mustang? He couldn’t afford one.

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  • What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.

funny puns

  • eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

play on words

  • I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 
  • A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason… details are sketchy.

  • What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag’s a big plus.

  • Midget mobsters get paid under the table.

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  • What do you call a bad chemist? An Oxymoron.
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-ticals.

play on words

  • What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.

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  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired

funny puns

  • What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds

memes para traductores intérpretes filólogos

  • I have a fear of speed bumps. I’ll be okay though because I’m slowly getting over it

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  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

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