Humor. Los diferentes sistemas económicos explicados con vacas.
Humour. Economic systems explained with cows.
You will find the translation into English below each picture.
El ganado bovino sirvió para ilustrar una de las series más graciosas sobre los diferentes sistemas económicos que en el mundo han sido.
Cattle has been used to exemplify one of the funniest series on the different economic systems that the world has produced
Si en un sistema de libre mercado consigues ovejas, vacas, cabras… ¡pues ya tienes mucho ganado! Si el sistema tiende más al socialismo, siempre intervendrá un tercer actor: el señor Estado. Y si el régimen tiene aires fascistoides, pues reza por seguir vivo.
You know it takes cattle to win a battle for the economic system. If the system is more inclined to socialism, you will see every now and then the same actor: Mr State. And if it is prone to fascism, you’d better pray until your last breath.
Sin más dilación, ahí van las viñetas:
Without further ado, let’s see the vignettes:
Chinese Corporation: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
Fascism: you have two cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Japanese corporation: You have two cows. You redisign them so that they have a tenth of his normal size and so that they produce 20 times more milk than an average cow. Then, you launch a worldwide marketing campaign with a mascot called “Cowman”.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Traditional capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
Mexican corporation: You have two cows. You chop them up in tacos and make proits.
French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on a strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because you want three cows.
British corporation: You have two cows. Both are mad.
Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.
Indian corporation: You have two cows. You worship them because they are sacred!… and you eat curry rice.
Venezuelan Corporation: You have two cows… But you realize tht it’s just a dream because economy is knackered.
North American Corporation: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows, the State takes boths and shoots one. Milks the other one and then throws the milk.
Communism: You have two cows. The State takes both and give you some milk.
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