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Humor para economistas y contables

5 chistes sobre economistas y contables

Alguien dijo que re√≠rse de uno mismo es un claro indicio¬†de inteligencia, que nos hace m√°s tolerantes, agradables a los dem√°s y m√°s felices. No s√© si ser√° cierto. De hecho, el personaje que pronunci√≥ estas palabras no era ning√ļn encanto¬†y llevaba alguna copa de m√°s (disculpa, Nohay, pero es la verdad y alguien ten√≠a que decirlo)… Entre sorbo y sorbo evocaba su viaje a Nueva York y la gente variopinta que hab√≠a conocido¬†en el distrito financiero de Wall Street. Durante su periplo¬†extrajo no¬†pocas conclusiones en forma de chistes, que le sirvieron para publicar el libro Teo-r√≠a de los Mercados. Aqu√≠ pod√©is ver un retrato robot de Nohay, un tipo majete en el fondo, aunque deber√≠a ducharse de vez en cuando…

Pues bien, el pintoresco y harapiento personaje me ha dado permiso para publicar cinco de los chistes que ha recopilado en su libro para la secci√≥n de humor de mi blog. S√© que muchos de mis lectores son economistas, contables y financieros. Aprovecho la ocasi√≥n para saludaros y desearos¬†a tod@s un feliz a√Īo 2016 lleno de felicidad… ¬°y risas!




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Un economista es alguien que cree que nueve mujeres pueden producir un hijo en un mes.

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Los estudios econ√≥micos normalmente sirven para darse cuenta que el mejor momento para haber hecho algo fue el a√Īo pasado.

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¬ŅQu√© es un contable?

Alguien que le resuelve un problema que usted no sabía que tenía, en una forma que usted no entiende.

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¬ŅQu√© es un auditor?

Un contable que ha perdido su sentido del humor.

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Teo-ría de los mercados humor para economistas financieros y contables

Memes for translators and interpreters

Translation and Interpreting Memes

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Me suena a chino en otros idiomas

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Welcome and happy 2018!¬†Please fasten your seatbelts and enjoy your visit. Don’t laugh too loud if you are not alone,¬†this is what may happen…

What is that supposed to mean?!

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Si quieres algo bien hecho, hazlo tu mismo

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Copywriting; When you suddenly come up with an ingenious idea.

When you feel inspired…

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When the Project Manager warns you about the tight deadline

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When you take it easy…

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Humor for translators: Memes, Jokes, quotes and funny videos

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The definition of MEME is “An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc”

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WTF What the Fuck in other languages

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Joke:

Two translators on a ship are talking.
‚ÄúCan you swim?‚ÄĚ asks one.
‚ÄúNo‚ÄĚ says the other, ‚Äúbut I can shout for help in nine languages.‚ÄĚ

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Joke:

A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to go out to get something to eat, but he‚Äôs afraid there might be a big cat outside, so he puts his ear by the opening and all he hears is ‚ÄúBow Wow‚ÄĚ so he thinks, ‚ÄúWell, there can‚Äôt be a cat out there because there‚Äôs a big old dog‚ÄĚ, so he goes out of his mouse hole and is promptly caught and eaten by a cat, who licks his lips and says ‚ÄúIt‚Äôs good to be bilingual !!‚ÄĚ

The importance of pronunciation ūüôā

On a visit to the United States, Charles de Gaulle was honoured at a banquet in the White House. Seated beside his wife was an official who spoke no French, but who tried to engage her in conversation by asking
‚ÄúMadame de Gaulle, what do you think the most important thing in life is?‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúA penis‚ÄĚ, she replied.
Overhearing, her husband said gently ‚ÄúI believe, my dear, that in English it is pronounced ‚Äėappiness.‚ÄĚ

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Lets eat grandmaA list with interesting links for translators and interpreters¬†appears at the end of this post. ūüėČ

 

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JOKE: Two highway workers were busy working at a construction site when a big car with diplomatic license plates pulled up. ‚ÄúParlez-vous fran√ßais?‚ÄĚ the driver asks them. The two workers just stared. ‚ÄúSprechen Sie Deutsch?‚ÄĚ The two continued to stare at him. ‚ÄúFala portugu√™s?‚ÄĚ Neither worker said anything. ‚ÄúParlate Italiano?‚ÄĚ Still no response. Finally, the man drives off in disgust. One worker turned to the other and said, ‚ÄúGee, maybe we should learn a foreign language‚Ķ‚ÄĚ ‚ÄúWhat for? That guy knew four of them and what good did it do him?‚ÄĚ

When poor translations get dangerous
When poor translations get dangerous

 

 

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You can have a break while waiting for the client to give the go-ahead.

memes for translatorsJoke: How does a freelancer define ‚Äúweekend‚ÄĚ? Two working days till Monday.

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When a fellow translator is under great stress, you can send him/her this meme: meme Oscar Wilde … Wise words. gifts for translators ideas funny fun original

.. I always wondered why.

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Joke: A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, asshole?”

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

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Joke: A Spanish speaking bandit held up a bank in Tucson. The sheriff and his deputy chased him. When they captured him, and the sheriff, who couldn‚Äôt speak Spanish, asked him where he‚Äôd hidden the money. ‚ÄúNo s√© nada,‚ÄĚ he replied. The sheriff put a gun to the bandit‚Äôs head and said to his bi-lingual deputy: ‚ÄúTell him that if he doesn‚Äôt tell us where the money is right now, I‚Äôll blow his brains out.‚ÄĚ Upon receiving the translation, the bandit became very animated. ‚Äú¬°Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres cuadras hasta ese gran arbol: all√≠ est√° el dinero.‚ÄĚ The sheriff leaned forward. ‚ÄúYeah? Well..?‚ÄĚ The deputy replied: ‚ÄúHe says he wants to die like a man.‚ÄĚ

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Let’s get serious…

Julio Cort√°zar Traductor

¬†If I was fond of giving¬†advises, I would advise¬†any young writer who finds writing difficult, to stop writing on his own for some time and to translate; to translate good literature, and some day he’ll realize that he can write with an ease he did not have before ¬∑¬†Julio Cort√°zar, in Conversations with Cort√°zar, by Ernesto Gonz√°lez Bermejo.

A man who knows four languages is worth four men.

Un hombre que sabe cuatro idiomas vale cuatro hombres.

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